Myspace, arts and crafts, and shemale porn.
Who knew that when the Eagles crooned "You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave," back in the 70s, they were actually singing about Myspace?
Quite hilarious, though perhaps not for the poor soul who, God forbid, actually wants to leave Myspace. I've got an account there somewhere - and the only reason I signed up was to get an e-mail for a freelance piece that ultimately went nowhere. So the account's just sitting there, friendless and empty. In the Myspace community, I'm basically that weird guy from highschool who always wore a trenchcoat and, during fifth period Chemistry, whittled Tolkein characters into his desk with his switchblade.
Quite hilarious, though perhaps not for the poor soul who, God forbid, actually wants to leave Myspace. I've got an account there somewhere - and the only reason I signed up was to get an e-mail for a freelance piece that ultimately went nowhere. So the account's just sitting there, friendless and empty. In the Myspace community, I'm basically that weird guy from highschool who always wore a trenchcoat and, during fifth period Chemistry, whittled Tolkein characters into his desk with his switchblade.
posted by Trevor | 3:06 p.m.
2 Comments:
First, no, I was the guy carving the Narnia characters. Subtle difference.
Second, the fact I couldn't use th ATM/ABM was sort of incidental to the story. You're right, it wouldn't make any difference. But I should've sought a better explanation from the teller than "That's the way your account works, sir."
Third, yep! I was on DNTO. And I still haven't heard the piece - I was in the midst of a bible thumpin' wedding in Caledon, sucking back good old fashioned religion, when it aired.
Dear Ms. Prettydress,
It should. I don't know why it's not, unless you're trying to reach me at an old one (my UWO address, perhaps?).
I'll send you an e-mail promptly.
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