Show yourself!

According to my current blog statistics, one per cent of my site views have come from France, and another one per cent from Finland.

Who are you people, with your impeccable taste? Reveal yourselves! I promise a neat Edward Gorey postcard in return.

In a sense, this may come in handy - when someone says they haven't read my blog, I can assume a hipster pose and remark, with a detached air, "Oh, you wouldn't have. My writings are really meant for a more...Scandinavian sensibility."